Found this in FB that is damn funny!
Go to and http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Type in your answer to each question in the search box
Write the first definition it gives you
Or the one that suits you
Or the funniest one
1. Your Name: Joyce
A Really sweet girl who is perfect for Someone, period.
[Ziqian isn't defined, yet ))=]
2. Age: 20
the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
3. One of your friends? Vina
the best looking girl that could possibly be alive today; the cutest girl in high school or maybe the world !!!; a good friend; an outgoing girl; a kool girl
[Okay, ying chee, zhangmin and jesslin are not defined yet. Then, Vina came to my mind xD]
4. What should you be doing: Studying
A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.
5. Favorite color: White
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
6. Favorite number: 7
The fiercest digit known to man.
[Cause 7 8 9 -,-]
7 ate 9 for those who still cannot understand HAHAHA!
7. Month of your birthday: July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born.
[Apparently it applies to men as well]
8. Last person you talked to? Mum
A word americans don't know how to spell.
[They usually spell it as 'Mom']
9. One of your nicknames? Dinosaur
Really big bloody reptile thing that used to live a long long time ago and they ate eachother and said "rawr!". Sometimes there were boring dinosaurs that were small and/or ate plants because they sucked. However some of them could fly and stuff, which was awesome. They also said "rawr".
[Nah, I use ROAR!]
Other words I tried out:
Psychology
It's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear
Psychologist
A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
[Example given: Sigmund Freud]
Love
Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.
[The first one was too lengthy, type it out and read it yourself there lol]
Okay this is more than enough
I should be really studying lolol
Cause I wanna play on friday ((=
想爱却不敢爱
